mega noob

Mega noob is a really big noob.

Mega noob is a word a guy in my class made up.

by not a noob100 April 19, 2016

Margaud

Margaud is a girls name which usually belongs to someone who is in a positive mood. No matter what. Margaud's are dedicated and hard working. Will stop at nothing to get what they want. They are good at making friends with anyone. Literally anyone. They are very kind and always listen to what you have to say. They always underestimate themselves. Especially when it comes to guys. Making them hopeless romantics. The absence of hugs from guys makes them hug objects such as pillars. This doesn't apply to all Margauds. Margauds commonly have a watermelon fetish. They also give people nicknames and secret names. Often referring to them as fruit or vegetables. Her name is commonly misspelled as Margaux. This is one of the pressure points on a Margaud. An effect of this can be making up fake names in Starbucks. A common joke used around Margauds is: "Oh Mar-Goud". like "Oh my god". Approach Margauds with caution as they have high energy levels.

Person #1: Hey man is that Margaud

Person #2: Hell yeah it is

Person #1: She's like my bestie
Person #2:Ummm no

Person #1: I'm sorry what?
Person #2: She's my best friend
*Continue argument*

by Hello1234556879009887766 October 14, 2018

meagan

She is a funny and a amazing friend and if you fail one you needed to keep her as one of your best mate and she is the boom in less she folds her hand

Meagan

by maegan besteee December 25, 2018

Mega Resurgence

When your penis comes out of its forskin.

I'm bout to pop a Mega Resurgence right now. Hope you're ready for this dickcheese.

by ElderSugarX May 27, 2021

mega ultron cumshot

When you cum so hard that your balls retract into your body, along with your legs until you fold into yourself and turn into a car like a transformer.

You: Hey mum, when did you get a new car?
Mum: Oh that’s just your best friend. He had a mega ultron cumshot after fucking me last night.

by Sussy Bussy DaGussy June 1, 2021

Sweaty Margarita

The act of rubbing your sweaty testicles along the rim of a margarita when some unsuspecting victim leaves their glass unattended.

When my buddy goes to the restroom I'm totally giving him a sweaty margarita!

by Skorp April 16, 2009

Margarita

a delicious alhoholic mexicana drink....ole...esta tiempo para fiesta!!! ayiayiyaiy

-hola pedro
-hola catalina...quises conmigo a la cantina para unas margaritas.
-si...a mi me amoro tu.

by Catalina pedro October 24, 2005