Mental take a house 

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'

You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"

Mental take a house by Infolover69 September 11, 2021

Mental Patient 

What I call myself.

Person 1: I think murder’s okay 🤪🤪🤪🤪 /j
Person 2: You mental patient

Mental Patient by Superjuliam October 15, 2021

Mental Internet 

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator

Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet

Mental Internet by Armadillo Stomach November 16, 2021

Mental Inconvenience

A moment of forgetfulness, blankness, and general frozen state of mind when facing a question (in particular on a test or that moment when somethings just escaped your mind and you can’t retrieve it)

*student raises their hand to teacher* Excuse me, I’m having a moment of mental inconvenience as I cannot remember how to do this math problem…

Mental Inconvenience by Elyse the beast November 25, 2021

mental catfishing 

Challenging ideas through useful questioning but mainly when people didn’t want you to

Looking forward to the mental catfishing (sarcasm)

mental catfishing by LoquaciousD December 22, 2021

Mental Illness 

Something adults think is in our kidneys

Adult : "All that mental Illness you have, it's all in your head"
Actual mature person :" YEAH WHERE THE HELL ELSE IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE?

MY KIDNEY??"

Mental Illness by deleteyourselff December 31, 2021

Mental Aids 

When you’re in your mothers womb as a baby and the umbilical cord viciously skull fucks your ear and causes premature brain damage and permanent retardation

You’re so dumb, you have mental aids

Mental Aids by daddy tyler 777 January 10, 2022