marohi

the cutest ship name in the fucking world maria x aarohi they are so cute ahhh
i just wanna fuck her
#shipmarohimyfuckingboo

boi: damm marohi is so hot
other boi: yea i wanna threesome

by juncockloser101 November 4, 2020

Silly Martinez

A person bends over while another person takes a big juicy, red apple and shoves it up the other person's asshole.

Jasmine gave me a Silly Martinez! I couldn't walk for a week.

by Jazlene October 20, 2008

The Martian

A great sci-fi film about Mark Watney (played by Matt Damon), who is left alone on Mars after an exploratory mission goes wrong. He is faced with overwhelming odds to survive until help (hopefully) arrives.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen The Martian?
Person 2: Hell yes! I loved seeing Matt Damon science the shit out of everything!

by Mark Watney April 24, 2016

Vodka Martini

A cocktail made with vodka and vermouth, a variation of a martini. The ingredients are chilled, either by stirring or shaking, an action which has become famous due to its use in the James Bond novels and movies, in which Bond always orders a Vodka Martini 'Shaken, not stirred.'

James Bond (Daniel Craig): Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

by Psychoticbassist2016 August 4, 2016

karl-martin

a drug dealer, who typically smokes crack at Rakvere

Yo, wanna buy some drugs from Karl-Martin

by yeetlord September 17, 2018

Alabama Martini

A Budwieser with a booger in it.

I was concerned with the excessive salt tase of my bud, until Dick Bob explained that he had given me an Alabama Martini.

by Jim Koury October 25, 2006

ricky martin

gayer than gay. so gay that you were worried your gayness may affect your career only to realise many years later that your career was because of your gayness.

"work has imposed new restrictions on internet access."
"what a ricky martin thing to do"

by bigalski May 20, 2010