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Discord Mattress

A discord mattress is when a female of a discord server engages in sexual intercourse with more than one member of the discord in real life.
Ashley had sex with 4 guys from our discord server, Total discord mattress.
by TheWhittyOne September 7, 2023
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Missouri mattress

When you (Jack-off) on your brown recluse bite and then rub shit in it.
Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.

Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
by PhantomEagle November 24, 2023
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flying mattress

Female flight attendant, usually know to be an easy lay at every destination!
Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!
by Jimmy de Bogan March 8, 2024
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Queen Mattress

The counterpart of a pillow princess, a lesbian who wants to give sexual pleasure but is not interested in receiving it.
by Bleaking April 17, 2025
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Yes Mistress'd

"John got yes mistress'd last night by his skank wife."
by pandaexpresshoneybun August 7, 2025
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Wrestling the mattress

wrestling the mattress is when you get so drunk you get carpet burn from performing random nondescript acts on a mattress
Jamal: Dude did you see that weird mark on Conner's ass?
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.
by whattheduckfuck May 4, 2014
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minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015
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