A discord mattress is when a female of a discord server engages in sexual intercourse with more than one member of the discord in real life.
by TheWhittyOne September 7, 2023
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Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
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Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!
by Jimmy de Bogan March 8, 2024
Get the flying mattress mug.The counterpart of a pillow princess, a lesbian who wants to give sexual pleasure but is not interested in receiving it.
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Get the Yes Mistress'd mug.wrestling the mattress is when you get so drunk you get carpet burn from performing random nondescript acts on a mattress
Jamal: Dude did you see that weird mark on Conner's ass?
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.
by whattheduckfuck May 4, 2014
Get the Wrestling the mattress mug.When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015
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