When after recieving a "rusty nail" during anal sex, the man uses his girlfriends long hair to wipe the shit off his cock.
I fucked her asshole hard, and when I pulled my cock out it was covered with shit so I gave her a Mary Magdalene and wiped it off with her hair.
by $$Bill May 4, 2010
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Many politicians and supporters identify as Never Trump, but on a social progress scale, 100 being truly, meaningfully for progress, and -100 representing the regressiveness of Trump, many of these people are at -99. This is true of Republicans like Romney, Kinzinger, and Cheney, who still vote over 90% with Trump's radically conservative positions, and is also true in Horseshoe Theory, among people who CLAIM to care about things like climate change, reparations, voting rights, gun reform, et al, but say they will sit out the election, or, worse, actively carry water for the GOP, if the 48 Democrat Senators don't magically act like a 68-seat Supermajority.
MAGAdjacent can also be used as a noun to describe people whose political outcomes match the definition above.
Many politicians and supporters identify as Never Trump, but on a social progress scale, 100 being truly, meaningfully for progress, and -100 representing the regressiveness of Trump, many of these people are at -99. This is true of Republicans like Romney, Kinzinger, and Cheney, who still vote over 90% with Trump's radically conservative positions, and is also true in Horseshoe Theory, among people who CLAIM to care about things like climate change, reparations, voting rights, gun reform, et al, but say they will sit out the election, or, worse, actively carry water for the GOP, if the 48 Democrat Senators don't magically act like a 68-seat Supermajority.
MAGAdjacent can also be used as a noun to describe people whose political outcomes match the definition above.
"I actually heard a so-called Progressive™ say she would support Liz Cheney for PRESIDENT!!!"
"OMG! Even after Liz made a spectacle of herself after Roe V Wade was struck down?"
"I know! I knew Bros had some MAGAdjacent tendencies, but I had no idea this Bro was officially a MAGAdjacent!"
"OMG! Even after Liz made a spectacle of herself after Roe V Wade was struck down?"
"I know! I knew Bros had some MAGAdjacent tendencies, but I had no idea this Bro was officially a MAGAdjacent!"
by the modhatter July 31, 2022
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Magdalena seems as a very funny,free and caring person. But as you get to know her,you find out that she is not as she seems. Most likely a libra with a salty twisted attitude. She will tell lies about you and distrust you. You will feel sad. Don’t ever make contact with Magdalena,trust me.
Hi there Magdalena!
Well hello...
Do you love me?<3
Yes,of course....
The next day:
I hate you!!!
I thought you loved me Magdalena :(
Well hello...
Do you love me?<3
Yes,of course....
The next day:
I hate you!!!
I thought you loved me Magdalena :(
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