cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner 

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.

Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

Mid-Century Mushroom 

The girthy penis tip of an overweight man in his 50s. Typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. May or may not be inflamed.

Female 1: Like a pig searching for truffles, I'm going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.

Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.

Mid-Century Mushroom by johnwall2 July 1, 2018

Shit-Tucky Mushroom 

When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.

The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.

My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.

It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.

Shit-Tucky Mushroom by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

1-up mushroom

First seen in Super Mario Bros. Picking it up gives you an extra life. (duh!) Seen in about every Mario game.

Mario got teh 1-up mushroom!!!!!!!1111one

1-up mushroom by StraightFMan July 31, 2004

Green Mushroom 

A person who insists on one-upping you everytime.
Derived from Mario Bro's -1up

Person A: "I sprained my ankle the other day."
Person B: "Yeah well I broke my ankle once and got the flu. Plus I haven't slept in 48 hours. I'm so tired."
Person A: "You're such a Green Mushroom, Nick."

Green Mushroom by Meish January 14, 2009

Atomic Mushroom 

The act of slapping one's penis off of a victims forehead, leaving a bright red mark resembling that of an atomic mushroom cloud.

my girl wouldn't finish me, so I stamped her with an atomic mushroom

Atomic Mushroom by tims1416 September 18, 2009

Muddy Mushroom

The act of shoving one's penis in someone's anus, then whipping the same penis across a person's face.

After I was done fucking her i shoved my dick in her asshole and gave her a muddy mushroom.

Muddy Mushroom by muddy69 November 23, 2009