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men shut the fuck up month

hey guys it’s the first of may! men shut the fuck up month starts now!”
by anonymous March 5, 2022
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Straight Pride Month

Essentially the antithesis to Pride Month, and the embodiment of "If they can have it, why can't I!?" Straight Pride month is a month all about celebrating heterosexuality, and how BRAVE they are for being heterosexual in a world of LGBTQ+. Incidentally, it's also stupid bullshit and probably made by the same kind of people who consider "cracker" to be a slur on the same level as the N-word.
Its Straight Pride Month everyone!!
..Dude. Straight Pride Month is bullshit. Why do you need to celebrate being heterosexual if heterosexuality is the supposed norm?
SMH, stop being heterophobic.
by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022
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Whole month of November

It’s National Start Dating The Person Who Likes You Back Month!
Best Friend: Look it’s your crush!
Girl: And?
Best Friend: It’s National Start Dating The Person Who Likes You Back Month!
Girl: What’s that mean?
Best Friend: That means that during the Whole Month of November, whoever likes you back, AKA your crush, is the person you should try to start dating!
Girl: Okay!
*walks up to crush*......
by I’m a fish in a bucket November 28, 2019
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employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.
Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)
by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008
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grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!
*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”
by lucascdf October 2, 2019
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national grab ass month

ANYONE CAN GRAB ANYBODYS ASS ALL MONTH
by ASSINBUMBUM November 5, 2019
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Black history month

A month of celebration of the lives of black people past and present.
That cracker is not going to fuck with those guys on black history month, he's going to keep walking. Besides, he knows their tricks.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
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