Mental Fluffer

A person who gets you mentally "steeled up" to go have sex with another person.

"But I dont know if she wants me to make a move"

"Just go make your move."

"But what should I do?"

"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"

OR

Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"

by Red Shiksa October 6, 2011

mental copulation

To get mind fucked. People love to do this to others because it makes them feel superior.

When I get yelled at and called names the mental copulation is too much for me to handle.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

mental daddy

a mental daddy is someone who you look up to as a father figure, but they cannot fill that role for you. in your head, they are your dad though. this usually happens to people whose father has left them.

Although Braiden loves Mr. Chad like a father, he cannot be his actual dad. Mr. Chad is still Braiden’s mental daddy.

by chaddylover44 May 19, 2020

Chav Mentality

Chav Mentality is a phrase used to describe a person who is offended by anything (usually a harmless correction, or constructive criticism) that they do not understand. They will react in harsh tones, usually swearing or threatening the poor individual who made the original comment.

"John, you've made a spelling mistake". John who has a 'Chav Mentality' would swiftly reply with "What the fuck are you saying, that i'm thick? I'm going to bang you out bruv", or words to that effect.

by I-Am-Ozymandias September 9, 2013

mentally like

when your friend puts a status on facebook, but you have no access to any form of electronic media to actually "like" the status

(updating status via phone) Lyndsay: "Do you want a man who smells like cake?"

(standing next to Lyndsay) Carolynn: I mentally like your status

(updating status via phone) Lyndsay: " i think im still drunk LOL"

(standing next to Lyndsay) Carolynn: I mentally like your status

by lyndsayluboo September 29, 2010

Mr. Mental

hes one of the people of all time

"The name's Mr. Mental, Mr. Mental Genius. In case you couldn't already tell from the name, I'm male. This is all you need to know. Now begone."

by not mr mental May 15, 2023

Victim mentality

A form of mental gymnastics used by selfish people to avoid accountability, or to avoid admitting they are an asshole. Related to princess syndrome and narcissism.

Symptoms include:

being easily offended,

making everything dramatic,

lack of improvement in life,

somehow being the victim of every story they tell,

fixation on negative events,

blaming others for their actions,

starting unnecessary conflicts,

obsession with identity politics,
poor understanding of boundaries,
lack of respect for others,
unwilling to take responsibility,

and a sense of entitlement.

Person 1: "Can I borrow you car?"
Person 2: "No, I need to run some errands."
Person 1: "Geez you don't have to be an asshole, I'm just trying to go get some food because im poor and starving and have a broken leg. Your literally attacking me as a person. Do you know how many people kill themselves because of people like you?"
Person 2: "Please go to counciling for your victim mentality."

by Gordenmastur September 24, 2023