Windows ME

The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional

Hello, I--*crash*

by dj gs68 July 08, 2003

Lay it on me

Confess your troubles to me. Let out whatever is bothering you.

Person 1: Dude I need to tell you something serious!
Person 2: It’s all good, lay it on me.

by Kalarus November 01, 2015

me and you

You and I. Be grammatically correct.

It means "involving the both of us"

You and I went to a strip club yesterday. Not me and you. You and I.

by Need4speedboss December 19, 2014

me asf

a phrase that fucking dumbasses use because they don’t know how to use asf in a sentence.

poc person: "anyone got a pencil?"
some white bitch: "me asf bestie‼️"
poc person: "fucking dumbass bitch"

by chuusouljaontt April 29, 2021

me nigga

When some fuck boy comes over to you and asked if anyone told you that you look like Beyonce and you say your name and they ask who that is so you respond with "me nigga"

Fuck boi: has anyone told you that you look like Beyonce
Shalissa: nah they usually say I look like shalissa.
Fuck boi: who's that
Shalissa: me nigga

by Shit ass stinkhole January 16, 2018

Apocalypse me

Having sex that's hot, sweaty, dirty, and entirely without consequence..as if the world was coming to an end.

That chick from the gym is so fucking hot, I wish she'd just throw me on the locker room floor and apocalypse me like there's no tomorrow!

by CharlieSheenWINNING March 07, 2011

me dammit

1. When god is frustrated, angry, sad, etc. he exclaims this instead of God dammit

God: Jesus clean your room!

Jesus: But dad!

God: me dammit do as you're told!

by Alcoholic Seman Thrower April 02, 2013