The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 06, 2018

Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.

Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!

by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021

mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.

I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.

by DLSXF13 October 15, 2022

Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.

Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏

by Fantastic4skinz January 05, 2025

Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 28, 2019

mashed topatoes

How darling little children pronounce mashed potatoes lol

Little scuz: can I have some more mashed topatoes

Baby mama and baby daddy: awww

by Whopper_jr1 October 21, 2020

Mash Potato’ed

A superb blast combining Meth, Shrooms & Pot.

Not High, Not Geeked, Not Trippin… but now…. I’M MASHPOTATO’ED ! Mash Potato’ed, not Mashed Potato’d

(mM—-Ahhh-SHHed——PoTAY-TOED)

If just meth and shrooms it’s MASHED!

Not smashed…(drunk) but MASHED ! POTATOED ! (Including Pot)

Them: Bro you must be trippin bro…
Assumed Tripper: Nahhh, I’m Mashed Potatoed bro!
Them: But you don’t even like vegetables !!
Assumed Tripper: Nahh bro, I am the vegetable ! We are one !
Them: Hmm, hit the bub?
Assumed Tripper: Yes , the bub , the shrub and the bud !!! You can mash with me!
Them: Let’s get Mashed !

by ShroomerBoomer May 06, 2024