School Lunch

Prison food that's nowhere near nutritious. It comprises of:

Overcooked tater tots
Dry chicken sandwiches
Dry burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Dry spaghetti with the same gross tomato sauce
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants
Old apple juice and 3 week expired milk

Ugh, the school lunch tastes nowhere near nutritious.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 18, 2021

Lunch dungys

It’s a period during the middle of the workday where you decide to skip eating and run Diablo dungeons instead.

Hey you guys want to run some lunch dungys?
Sure I get off for lunch in a couple of minutes!

by Garulli June 6, 2023

Union lunch

A situation where five or more guys stand around and watch a person eat a chick's butthole. An alternative European version is slightly different by having a rotation of these men standing around into the butthole eating position.

This weekend Sarah said she would be good for the union lunch.

by Wigman87 July 10, 2021

Lunch Lady

The reciever of a hot lunch.

The lunch lady loves hot lunches!

by Laura Branz December 11, 2003

Lunch Ass

A standard for judging a woman's ass at lunchtime that is less critical than later in the evening.

"That waitress is hot," said Thomas. "I agree, very nice Lunch Ass," responded Tony.

by Srini Balasubrian January 7, 2009

hot lunch

The act of performing fellatio to male genitalia right after that same genitalia has performed anal sex. There is no exact time frame that the penis must transfer from anus to the receiving mouth. See also "ass to mouth." The penis must, however, enter the mouth for fellatio while it is still warm from friction caused by the anal sex it has just performed to be considered a "hot lunch."

Tom: I'm so pissed at Mark!
Tweety: What happened this time?
Tom: Last night when me, him, and Kirsten decided to have a threesome, I was OK with him giving me a hot lunch, BUT I wouldn't have agreed if I knew Kirsten just had some Taco Bell right before! Ugh! So brutal.

by manly_manly_man October 30, 2015

Playfood for lunch

A vivid analogy/comparison I coined, describing being duped or hoodwinked; a tantalizing offer or prospect that turns out to be phony or empty.

It is comparing being duped to the imaginary but descriptive scenario of invited to someone's house for lunch and seeing an assortment of delicious looking food on the table, but then, upon being served, discover that it's only very realistic-looking playfood. It looks delicious, but it's a toy, a prop, only fake, nothing you can really eat. Similarly, if someone makes you a tempting offer that turns out to be phony, it too looks great, but it's nothing you can really act on, it's only fake.

"Bob offered to go into business for me, but today, he told me he decided he didn't want to do it. Boy, did THAT turn out to be nothing but playfood for lunch!"

"Suzanne, I want you to stop talking about marrying Carlos. Carlos doesn't want to marry you, OK? He views your relationship as a break in his routine and nothing else. When he talks about you two having a life together, he's just serving you playfood for lunch!"

"All the companies that offer instant weight-loss products are serving the public playfood for lunch."

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004