A bargain lunch that comes in a plastic tub costing just over 25P that contains Whole Weat brown bread costing just over 15P, a 5P bag of prawn cocktail crisps, a side salad costing just over 55P A summer fruits oasis or an off brand version normally costing just over 40P, strawberry yoggy costing 45P , a crisp and ham wrap costing just over 20P
Girthy L: Lengthy Ja come and look at this lunch I just got it was a bargain the woman with orangutang titties sold it me!
LengthyJA: Wow I’m going to get my self a bargain lunch that looks delicious plus I can save a bit of cash even though we are multi billionaires!
Girthy L: Lengthy Ja come and look at this lunch I just got it was a bargain the woman with orangutang titties sold it me!
LengthyJA: Wow I’m going to get my self a bargain lunch that looks delicious plus I can save a bit of cash even though we are multi billionaires!
by Lenthyja March 20, 2021
Get the A bargain lunchmug. a poor excuse by pink collar workers who are helping their female friend be lazy and avoid answering phone calls of high importance at corporate/bureaucratic/government agencies. 9 times out of 10 its so they can fuck their boyfriend in the bathroom while on the clock.
*phone rings*
-Goldberg Financial, Patti speaking
-Hi, I never received my paycheck and I need to talk to Melissa, who is in charge of my account
-Oh She's at lunch, can I take a message?
-NO! WTF?!!! MY FAMILY IS STARVING, THE RENT IS DUE, AND I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE HALF HOUR BREAK IN A 12 HOUR SHIFT TO GET THIS HANDLED WTF?!!
-Goldberg Financial, Patti speaking
-Hi, I never received my paycheck and I need to talk to Melissa, who is in charge of my account
-Oh She's at lunch, can I take a message?
-NO! WTF?!!! MY FAMILY IS STARVING, THE RENT IS DUE, AND I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE HALF HOUR BREAK IN A 12 HOUR SHIFT TO GET THIS HANDLED WTF?!!
by crudmonkey October 9, 2020
Get the she's at lunchmug. by namejefferino March 11, 2019
Get the Lunch Cummug. The reciever of a hot lunch.
by Laura Branz December 11, 2003
Get the Lunch Ladymug. A vivid analogy/comparison I coined, describing being duped or hoodwinked; a tantalizing offer or prospect that turns out to be phony or empty.
It is comparing being duped to the imaginary but descriptive scenario of invited to someone's house for lunch and seeing an assortment of delicious looking food on the table, but then, upon being served, discover that it's only very realistic-looking playfood. It looks delicious, but it's a toy, a prop, only fake, nothing you can really eat. Similarly, if someone makes you a tempting offer that turns out to be phony, it too looks great, but it's nothing you can really act on, it's only fake.
It is comparing being duped to the imaginary but descriptive scenario of invited to someone's house for lunch and seeing an assortment of delicious looking food on the table, but then, upon being served, discover that it's only very realistic-looking playfood. It looks delicious, but it's a toy, a prop, only fake, nothing you can really eat. Similarly, if someone makes you a tempting offer that turns out to be phony, it too looks great, but it's nothing you can really act on, it's only fake.
"Bob offered to go into business for me, but today, he told me he decided he didn't want to do it. Boy, did THAT turn out to be nothing but playfood for lunch!"
"Suzanne, I want you to stop talking about marrying Carlos. Carlos doesn't want to marry you, OK? He views your relationship as a break in his routine and nothing else. When he talks about you two having a life together, he's just serving you playfood for lunch!"
"All the companies that offer instant weight-loss products are serving the public playfood for lunch."
"Suzanne, I want you to stop talking about marrying Carlos. Carlos doesn't want to marry you, OK? He views your relationship as a break in his routine and nothing else. When he talks about you two having a life together, he's just serving you playfood for lunch!"
"All the companies that offer instant weight-loss products are serving the public playfood for lunch."
by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004
Get the Playfood for lunchmug. by Srini Balasubrian January 7, 2009
Get the Lunch Assmug. The act of performing fellatio to male genitalia right after that same genitalia has performed anal sex. There is no exact time frame that the penis must transfer from anus to the receiving mouth. See also "ass to mouth." The penis must, however, enter the mouth for fellatio while it is still warm from friction caused by the anal sex it has just performed to be considered a "hot lunch."
Tom: I'm so pissed at Mark!
Tweety: What happened this time?
Tom: Last night when me, him, and Kirsten decided to have a threesome, I was OK with him giving me a hot lunch, BUT I wouldn't have agreed if I knew Kirsten just had some Taco Bell right before! Ugh! So brutal.
Tweety: What happened this time?
Tom: Last night when me, him, and Kirsten decided to have a threesome, I was OK with him giving me a hot lunch, BUT I wouldn't have agreed if I knew Kirsten just had some Taco Bell right before! Ugh! So brutal.
by manly_manly_man October 30, 2015
Get the hot lunchmug.