Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
by Jean Philip November 4, 2020
Get the Lap Dance Decembermug. by JackRosa July 26, 2021
Get the Victory Lapmug. A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.
by Steve Mohikia August 31, 2009
Get the Fanal Lapmug. Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.
Does not need it's own solo chair.
Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.
Does not need it's own solo chair.
Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.
Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.
by MiaNickey April 20, 2015
Get the lap babymug. A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
Get the Lap-Band Dancemug. A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.
by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017
Get the Last lapmug. An attractive, femme person who sits in laps as a form of affection; oftentimes (although not always) involving secretly engaging in sexual activities in public places
Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Is it cool if I invite Sara over to hang?
- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?
Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.
- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.
- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?
Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.
- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.
- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
by hetecro April 2, 2025
Get the lap foxmug.