lampin'

lighting or smoking a joint

Answer to "whatcha doin tonight?"
We be lampin'

by greg November 20, 2003

I love lamps

An undeniable attraction to a device that generates light.

Person 1 : "Dude guess what!"
Person 2 : "What?"
Person 1 : I love lamps

by Sophie/Antonia March 13, 2010

lamprey

An asshole, esp. parasitic or slovenly, though sometimes anatomically.

Get this- those lampreys at my HMO denied payment on my pancreatitis treatment just because "the subject failed to properly disclose his hair had no such 'dirty-blond' status, but was instead ocre-hued."

by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 17, 2007

LAMP

Lamp, to Procrastinate, to put aside, to take your sweet ass time.

"Don't lamp on that task, yo!"

by JayMo June 26, 2003

lamp

lamp means not as lame as the word lame. calling someone lamp is not as mean as calling someone lame. its a step above lame. many people can be considered lamp if they are not cool or mean to little kids. A lot of lamp kids dont accept their middle name for what it it because they are just lamp. if you are freinds with someone but dont really want to hurt their feelings, you call them lamp.

Sean: You are so lamp Ashleigh!
Ashleigh: Wut you are such a liar! Why am I lamp?
Sean: You wont accept the fact that your middle name is Whitney, like your mom's name. You are also are a meany pants to little kids
Ashleigh: Ya you are right at least im not lame, im lamp, its cooler! But i would have to say that colleen is the lampest of them all
Sean: Ya i agree. Whitney is sooo not lamp she is so hip and in style.

by Bobby Bueche August 11, 2008

LAMP

Acronym for Lick(ed) Around My Penis, a fun way to spend your evening.

Wanna go to a movie?" "Nahh, we can just LAMP

by JelloForever July 6, 2010

genie lamp

another name for penis.

rub my genie lamp for your own pleasure.

by like a mofo February 7, 2012