Last Rizzmas

LAST RIZZMAS I GAVE YOU MY GYATT BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GOT FANUM TAXED THIS RIZZMAS TO SAVE ME FROM MEWING I GIVE IT TO SOMEONE RIZZY (RIZZY)

Last Rizzmas is the best song ever

by SuckMyNutz42069 December 13, 2024

Last light

Ancient tradition originated from the third century. Last light is a sex act performed by an old couple when the time of passing for a man's wife is near. It involves a final oral act until the man ejaculates into the woman's eyes, allowing a blissfull send off as she sees the last light before ascending to heaven.

Old man's wife: I wish for something memorable before i pass, would you grant me the last light in my final moments ?

by Luyaghi January 31, 2026

Last Fieldtrip

The final confrontation between who you were and who you’re destined to become.

“Letting go of everything familiar was her last fieldtrip; only then could she rise into the life she was born to live.”

by Mr. Wonders February 27, 2026

last 30 seconds of blue by Billie

I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else

Ignore the dumb definition stuff

“Oh wow Ali’s really using the last 30 seconds of blue by Billie to express her love”

by Aja Anna Alana June 1, 2025

last chance to look at me hector

ding ding ding ding ding

gus said "last chance to look at me hector" to Don Salamanca, only to realize that waltuh had set him up

by afrozendiamond June 9, 2025

Last name

Come on guys. First prophet? Do you not read the Bible at all? Like, 70-80 of the country is Christian and you don't know who the first prophet of the lord is?

Hym "I mean, I'm going it in order. First name. Middle name. Middle name. Last name. First prophet. Means 'Warrior lion' in Hebrew. Give me a break guys."

A fucking Jewish dork "Well you see there is some debate about who the first prophet is-"

Hym "Shut up! Dork!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

last resort

The last way that you can do to accomplish the goal you want to be eventually able to reach, once everything else is no longer within your ability.

Retiring from watching YouTube regularly on a daily basis is the last resort I've to take, once the behavior requirement to get more screen time from parents in order to watch more YouTube becomes difficult for me to meet anymore.

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025