Donkey Kong

big monke throw barrel and eet bana

Donkey Kong: “OOOOOO OOOOOO AAAAAA AAAAAA!!!!!”

by Upinyocribdawg69 March 18, 2021

hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar

the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.

by polyclef April 12, 2023

Donkey Konging

To hit a woman on tip of her head to leave no visible bruises. Done usually by using the bottom of your fist.

I was donkey konging my hoe last night

by EggBlunt September 6, 2022

Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!

“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”

by JackHang69 October 6, 2023

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

Ong Shong Kong

a Racist Term to Define an Asian Person

(Stretches out Eyes) Ong Shong Kong!

by baliebox4916 June 11, 2019

Funky Kong

One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze

Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong

by UltimateX64 May 1, 2023