Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

Karl Rock

PewDiePie's doppelganger from New Zealand. He's a vlogger on YouTube, who travels around India. He's also married to an Indian girl. He also exposes scammers in India. Unlike pewds he's a fan of Tseries. He's also known as PewDiePie on crack or Crackpie.

Person A: look I met PewDiePie at the airport and took a selfie with him.
Person B: that's not pewds. That's Karl Rock. He looks like PewDiePie though. He's better than PewDiePie.

by Saitama 777 September 9, 2020

Tobias Karl

Gets facials on the daily. He sooo gay. Takes dick also. Booty buster.

Person 1.“Wooooa don’t be gay or you will turn into Tobias Karl”
Person 2.”Yea dude I’ll rather KILL MYSELF then be associated with that Cotten Picking, Dick Licking, Rim Jobbing nigga coon bitch ass bastard”
The Pope. “Yea don’t be that gay bitch”

by 11785 May 1, 2019

King Karl

The King Karl is when you get a breakup text while losing at video games

“Dude, you thought you had a bad night? I got King Karl’s last night!”

by BunkyBallz March 7, 2025

karl emil

Karl Emil what a hairy dude, his legs are like Chewbacca. Karl Emil likes to watch sport and train in the gym whit his best pal. Karl Emil enjoys to drink alcohol and binge-watch fresh prince.

Friend 1: Do you know Chewbacca?
Friend 2: do you mean Karl Emil?

by lolleren12345 May 8, 2018

Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.

I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.

by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024

Karl Brodie

A wanker who thinks he's cool cause he spends money on clothing.

Jesus I hate him. He's such a Karl Brodie

by Yes lord May 8, 2021