Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

Dan Jones

Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback

Invented the term " Choking the rat"

That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius

by Doofrey_12 October 1, 2018

harvey jones

A Harvey Jones is a boy who tends to play girls, he sits on his backside thinking he is the king. Most girls won’t fall to his feet and he has to be told NO a few times before he gets it. One of a Harvey Jones’ favourite things to do is do illegal things... I’ll let you guess what that is.

Morgan wanted to kiss Tash whilst he was seeing Macy... He’s such a Harvey Jones

by User1832 October 15, 2018

Makhai Jones

Makhai Jones is a fat person who eats out Daishawn

Makhai Jones is a rude person who hates black people

by MakhaiBigGay April 10, 2019

Keegan Jones

An absolute god among men, he’s the one rich guy that’ll never flex. Not much is known about him but almost every knows he’s anal about his promises. If u ever have a problem he’s easy to talk to and will almost always be willing to help you in a time of need.

Bro...When Keegan Jones talks Keegan Jones Speaks...

by A Random Bro April 27, 2019

Paxton Jones

An amazing boyfriend and the best man to ever exist!Who thinks he loves his girlfriend more? But he's completely incorrect because his girlfriend Anna Maria Drew loves him so much more!

Paxton Jones,I love you Paxton so very much

by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019

nola jones

nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.

Nola jones rides a bike.

by Bubby boi November 5, 2019