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kayla johnson

the strongest girl i know. went through something very tough yet still has a smile on her face. when she was in tha hospital everybody prayed for her bc everyone is #kaylasstrong💜
who’s kayla johnson ?
oh she’s the strongest girl i know !
by Swall.grilie July 31, 2018
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The Johnson Effect

When your cellphone starts to ring as soon as you whip out your Johnson to take a piss.
“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.
by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020
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johnson holders

This is a non-gender specific term for underpants. This originated in the early 1980s in Oceanside California.
Says little Susie to parent “all Santa brought me For Christmas was some new Johnson Holders, I wanted a puppy!”
by HarshCappin May 21, 2019
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Austin Johnson

A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you
"Hey who's that new kid" "he is Austin johnson if you can date him do it he never cheats".
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
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Boris Johnson

The aldi version of donald trump
and a national faliure

AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world
Person 1: I voted for Boris Johnson
Person 2: Go get a therapist
by someone_british April 5, 2023
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ashley johnson

an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.
someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
by elliewilliamsrealwife June 20, 2023
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