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Jesse

Jesse is a complete dumbass nigger piece of shit cunt who is ugly and has no friends and is going to die alone like a fag FUCK YOU JESSE (Written from point of view as a jesse)
Ha look at the autistic shit cunt fag jesse
by Disturbed)teletubbie March 18, 2019
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Jesse Underhill

A social media star that didn’t post about BLM until his friends/supporters begged him too. He also has said the n word countless times on live and whenever someone called him out for it he says “Yo chill, I didn’t say it”. He is also a pedo and he hits on underaged girls and sends nudes to them.
Jesse Underhill is not as good as he seems <3
by idkyoufoff July 8, 2020
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Jess out

To jess out is to be insanely paranoid about things that a 'normal' person wouldnt even notice
oh my god! did you just see the corner of that blind move?? he's watching us!!

dont jess out on me now
by ritathemaneater May 29, 2011
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jesse johnson

the moogist for motion city soundtrackand the creator of the moog stand
I saw Motion City Soundtrack and Jesse Johnson did a sweet moogstand.
by Rory June 20, 2006
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Jesse McCartney

Very hott singer, actor and singer. He is a gift from heaven and his new single Leavin' is the best song ever. Who doesnt like obviously has no or bad taste in music!!! I wish he was my bf!
OMG I luv Jesse McCartney and his new single Leavin'. *drooling and staring at his pictures*
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Jesse Jamesed

When your hot wife is away, or you are unable to have sex for a while, you stoop down too far and have sex with someone(thing) completely odd to make up for lost time.
Brandon served a 6 month prison term and to clean the violent butt sex from his memory, he quickly Jesse Jamesed it with the first tatted up crack whore he could find.
by bb butt fantasy March 19, 2010
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Jesse Ventura

former pro wresler, former Minnesota Governor. Election in 1998 "shocked the world". Prone to inflated self-importance and hypocrisy as he blames media jackals for criticizing him one day and appears on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno the next.
aka The Body, The Mind
I'm going to vote for Jesse Ventura just so I can get one of those "My Governor can beat up your Governor bumper stickers." Screw voting for the best candidate.
by peaches406 March 16, 2004
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