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Jelly Sandwich

When you receive a hybrid handjob/blowjob while your junk is covered with KY Jelly to reduce friction and make twice the mess. Astrolube, though quite effective, is not the preferred product due to its apparent lack of flavor.
My girl crawled up between my legs and gave me a Jelly Sandwich so tight that my eyes rolled up into the back of my head when my cock exploded.
by LeddedBee August 13, 2019
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sexual tension jellyfish

In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.
I was with my ex and his new girlfriend, so i did the sexual tension jellyfish.
by karaaaaaaaaaa April 3, 2008
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Jellyfish Balls

Rather large balls contained within a translucent ball sack. The balls are extremely hairy, thus resembling the many tentacles protruding from the body of a jellyfish. Such hair can scratch another during intercourse similarly to the stinging of a jellyfish. It is recommended to keep a distance from those with jellyfish balls. Those with this condition usually have sloth-like features, say "brah," ride bicycles, fix computers, and have no car.
That guy last night had huge jellyfish balls; I have the worst rash!

Man-of-war!
by Eb&Iv September 15, 2009
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jellyfishfingernail4

My very cool my mutual ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
"Tik tok user @Jellyfishfingernail4 just posted a new video oh em jee!!"
"Yes"
by Pigeonliver August 29, 2021
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Salty Jelly

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.
I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.
by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004
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Smith mountain lake jellyfish

a submerged plastic grocery bag full of beers used to transport beers while swimming. often seen at wakeboard contests
"Want a beer?"

"Nah, I got my own, check the smith mountain lake jellyfish."

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by ARRRRDub July 18, 2010
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dingleberry jelly

Oh, baby how did you get that dingleberry jelly around your asshole, it's nasty.
by Trey Fart April 2, 2009
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