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magic internet words

Words used by enraged call of duty black ops II players's that are usually racist or crude
"HEY **** YOU***** SUCK ON THESE ****" - Pete
"Hey no Magic Internet Words" Tom
by Slimetheboss March 8, 2020
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chulo internet

"This nigga got some chulo internet mah nigga"
by ibvoss August 7, 2020
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Dark Corner of the Internet

When you come across some unrelated psycopathic or even erotic videos or information which you had not intended to stumble upon.
Dave: Man, you should have seen this wierd video I saw last night!
Tom: What happened?
Dave: I was doing some research on the French when I clicked on this link that lead me to five guys covering eachother in nutella.
Tom: Sounds like somebody ended up in the dark corner of the internet..
by YAYAYA September 22, 2012
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Send an internet

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.
Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?
by RogerTango July 29, 2012
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12-yr-old internet kid

The most common and suicide-inducing people on the internet. Not knowing what they are doing, they constantly reuse old or overrated memes, make cringey YT videos "for fun" (only for the revenue, which will probably be only half a dollar tops), or engage in senseless online arguments. The following guide will tell you how mental a 12-yr-old is.

Level 1
- Recycles memes for no reason
- Has a channel only for commenting
- Has iFunny

Level 2
- Overuses trending memes
- Channel has low subs but a crap ton of content
- Posts negative comments for no reason

Level 3
- Forgets about improv and comedy.
- Tries to be in the hood.
- Somehow has decent sub count but garbage content
- iFunny is their religion
- Overuses insults like "KYS" or "drink bleach"
Some dude: 12-yr-old internet kids can jump off a bridge
12-yr-old: kYs u normie ߷ sub for sub also join my giftcard giveaway
by Oshawottlovestacos September 18, 2017
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interestify

To purposefully mishear in order to make more interesting
Person 1: Yea apparently Bob and Sheila are going through a divorce
Person 2: Bob and Sheila are eating through a horse?
Person 1: What?? No, they're getting a divorce
Person 1: Oh, thats way less interesting, so I had to interestify it.
by DarthDeadPool May 6, 2018
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dish interest

Extra dishes accrued when they have been sitting in the sink for longer than the pre-determined acceptable length by individuals of the same household.

The customary rate of dish interest is one piece of cutlery or small dish per day added to the heap of dishes belonging to the owner.

Dish interest is an attempt to dissuade individuals from leaving their dishes in the sink unwashed for too long. It should be noted that this policy often backfires and results in an insurmountable amount of dishes.
Joe: He's been lagging on dishes for a week now. It's time my roommate starts accruing some dish interest.

Bob: Dude! just buy a dishwasher!
by DocOnDuty February 4, 2010
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