garden instument

Hoes that think that their better than everyone else

person: eww who's that
me: a garden instument

by #Yourmom.com September 12, 2016

Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.

Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!

by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022

garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

Garden Gnome

You look like a garden gnome you sexy ass person

If someone is being a bitch call them a frocking garden gnome you little shit

by USER_3345 July 31, 2018

Busch Gardens

When a male is in a handstand position with no pants on and another male sticks his thumb in the friends butthole and pintches the nutsack between two fingers as if he is gardening and attempting to snip a nice flower from his friends Busch Gardens.

While Mike was doing a nude keg stand, Ryan gave Mike a Busch Gardens.

by Bigdogg May 23, 2018

Meteor Garden

Go to the second, third, or fourth floor of a building. Open the window, expose your butt,and let your crap fall like meteors to fertilize your neighbor's garden.

"Hey, I think your garden needs some maintenance. Mind if I make some Meteor Garden?"

by Hentai at 2 A.M. October 27, 2017

octopus garden

An orgy of 9 which contains 1 male and 8 women.

Dude I heard you were in an orgy last night? Yeah it was an octopus garden!

by ColoAK September 15, 2013