retard dictionary

A reference guide that facilitates the understanding of retarded people.

I imagine you have a point, however, I am not carrying my retard dictionary to completely understand you.

by Tedro357 March 28, 2009

Urban Dictionary

There are 3 definitions to this: No.1: greatest site ever, No. 2: The thing to read when bored in class, and No.3: A site used for its community to write words you normally wouldnt find in the dictionary in the barnes and nobles 5 blocks away.

I JUST WROTE A WORD IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY :0000

by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020

turban dictionary

What it will be called after Urban Dictionary is taken over by Sikh Terrorists.

I submitted an entry to turban dictionary and those assholes didn't accept it. Probably because it wasn't about turbans. Assholes.

by Pollup January 05, 2008

urban dictionary

the only real dictionary, as words are technichaly defined by common usage (and spelling). Also an outlit for rascism and a reason to use sexual references.
Oddly enough, undefined to a degree, because no-one seems to know wether to only define urban slang, or to "define your world" as it suggests.

G:Dude, what the hell? this definition defines itself such that its obviously not urban slang.
B: don't make me burninate you with this flamethrower.

by Ron Burgandy March 01, 2005

slang dictionary

Awsome idea that is slowly being overwhelmed by morons who insist on making up complete bullshit words about sex, their boy/girl friend, and every low IQ insight that pops into their minds. Hopefully the book version will weed out all the bullshit.

Dan: Hey I just took a big fucking dump!!
John: Really. Hmmmm. Hey that could be a word!
Dan: Huh?
John: How about.....you just took a Bif-dump!
Dan: Dude, submit it to a slang dictionary like www.Urbandictionary.com
John: Yeah. Ok. I'll do it.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 04, 2005

Rural dictionary

An online resource to consult when confronted with colloquialisms originating from rural areas.

The old geezer told me his wife had to go take a dunk 'cuz he just finished giving her a chicken-house slide.
I googled "chicken-house slide" on the rural dictionary at www.ruraldictionary.com and discovered that a chicken-house slide is a synonym for a Cleveland Steamer

by FarmerKC October 20, 2011

urban dictionary

One of the most effective and economical methods of temporarily destroying any and all of one's faith in the human race.

Hmm... "Urban Dictionary", eh? How quaint! Let's see...

Oh. Oh, my.

by Durana August 16, 2007