Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.
Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring
by RoiceX June 23, 2020
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Hobbit Law

Law that is introduced as a knee jerk reaction, usually to erode the rights at work of people at work.
the Employment Relations (Film Production Work) Amendment Bill introduced to the NZ parliament on October 28, 2010 is being called The Hobbit Law. It seeks to make all film industry workers contractors by default.
by TALLYsmall October 28, 2010
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Sab's Law

Originating from iFunny, a law that states any sharp objects left on the ground will be fallen on, often multiple times.
"did you hear that Blaze kid got hit by Sab's Law?"
by Dallas C. January 16, 2020
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Caro's Law

Caro's Law

Caro's Law: Also known as 'Carldor' or sometimes refered to as the 'Hypothesis of Caro'.

This denotes to the teachings of the fallen prophet Caro -denounced by the Roman Emperor Scipio Africanus in 165 BC-. Since Pre-Biblical times, the words of Caro have emanated in the hearts and minds of all great forward thinkers such as the disciple of Jesus; Judas, quoting him as he kissed the founder of Christianity's brow, and later down the line even such Italian genius's as Leonardo Da'vinci and Mussolini giving credit to his preachings in their glorious success.

Caro's Law originated as what we would now refer to as an ideology similar to soft fascism, although at the time this may have been seen as the ignorant 'plebs' naturally following the higher authority of the patriarchy. Despite Caro's Law unifying the common man in his struggle against the evils of life, the high religious trinity branded him a heretic, leading to his denouncement at the hands of Scipio.
"Your opinion is invalid in the eyes of Caro's Law, which is empirical evidence in itself"

- Oh, your argument differs to my own? Too bad mate you're wrong -

"Caro's Law is the ultimate ontological argument"

-What does ontological mean you say? Um... urrh... -

"By Caro's Law, 21 Pilots are perhaps the best representation of the modern day dog turd"
-As a follower of Caro’s Law I have musical superiority to all else on this green earth -
by The Real Emperor Scipio July 13, 2018
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The Law of Attraction

The belief that positive or negative thoughts bring positive or negative experiences into a person's life.
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Blobby Law

stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin
"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."
by gib_ September 22, 2021
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Snyder Law

•from the Germanic schneiderlegal

Definition: Anything, no matter how high the stakes, is possible.

Origins: After the horrid release of Justice League in 2016, missionary worker and religious profit Zack Snyder was able to turn one of the worst pieces of dog shit, abhorrent movies into a remarkable superhero film
“Hey Di Lap are you going to bag that Victoria’s Secret model tonight or are you going to cry yourself to sleep?”

“Snyder Law states that I will be balls deep by dawn
by Garbanzo March 19, 2021
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