I’m on crack

jake Paul’s favorite subject in school
I’m on crack means Fuck Jake paul
by Jakes balls November 20, 2019
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I’m sorry

What happened;
-schizotypal perSonality disorder
-all I want is you NOW
-haus for sale
-I’m a broke bitch who running out of money
-major depression
-listening to all the wrong ppl. Aka my mom

-our number (mine) got disconnected bday dates very sad it was significant

-What is life
-it’s getting hard to live
-why did you leave me
-depression still kickin my a
-bedridden

-empty consciousness

-body image issues I don’t feel sexy

-about to start self harming

-due to separation anxiety

-hospital bed awaits me
-what is wrong with me why can I never get it right

-feeling trapped and locked out
-never got help

-i need you to be my therapy
-distance kills
-Idk what happens next

-feeling like a burden to disclose my truths
-things have not been good
I’m sorry Idk how to text/communicate

Saddened by the misinterpretation; instant messaging gives me anxiety I was so happy that you replied Idk what to say didn’t want to say the bad things that happened to me. Still in recovery
by Comeback2meLoVeMeNoW April 23, 2021
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I’m sorry

I just now realized that this all was a mistake. I wanted to add though in the original post
I’m sorry
by Axel lvl master September 18, 2023
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i’m nothing like y’all

literally means you’re nothing like them all. you built different.
“yo could you pass me the sal—“
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”

“i love your new shir—!”
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”

*backflip*
“i’m nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭
by hamsterfart27 December 04, 2023
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i’m on canada

she’s on her period bro.
I’m on canada”. -girl

“okay i’ll give you a unlimited supply of food!”
by koymal June 04, 2022
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I’m going to jail

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail
Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)
by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024
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A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023
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