Bar Hoping

The act of timing your heavy drinking with the arrival of a drug dealer so you don't blackout before their arrival and delivery of your nose beers.

A: What are you doing Friday night?

B: The usual. Going to do some bar hoping at Chili's.

by Entrofoxx December 9, 2019

thumb-holing

Sucking up. Kissing ass. Figurative anal pleasuring

Kyle is always thumb-holing the boss like it's going to get him a raise!

by Petegny March 24, 2020

Butcher-Hooking

In contrast to spit-roasting in which two males take a single female in the mouth and box simultaneously, butcher-hooking is when a single male takes multiple females on multiple poles simultaneously: cock, tongue and even fingers….a hole on each pole, bod on each rod, or, more viscerally, piece of meat on each hook.

Rob: Those three hot milfs from the club last night were still all over me in the bed this morning.
Jack: Bru! I guess you were a butcher-hooking muthafucka.

by xurdy999 July 28, 2020

Costco-hiking

A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.

The best part of hiking at Rock Cut state park is the Costco-hiking on the way back home...

by Making wonders September 25, 2020

snail hoping

maybe when your side bitches are to slow so u hop on a even slower one . preferably one with a mental handy cap so she can drewl all over your little dick while your shining her helmet ...

dude ,last night, I got my dick suck ,by 3 different chicks last night. other dude wernt in glen ellen last night by the S D C , 1st dude says yeah but they were all over age.. 2nd dude says that's wrong ,your no better then john, dan or mikey... fucking snail hopping again or snail hoppers ...... Mikey is deffiently a snail hoping again.

by yourrrrrdaddddddddddyyyyyybitc January 6, 2021

confused honking

when someone says somthing you dont understand or when something happens and you dont know whats going on

person a: guys i just ate a rock it was so soft
person b: confused honking

by somegoose January 20, 2021

corn-holing

when someone spider- crawls up the wall of a stall in a public bathroom, pulls down their pants, aims for the toilet bowl, and shits down into it

(even more entertaining if you have diarrhea)

person #1: why is the bathroom closed for cleaning?
person #2: someone tried corn-holing into the toilet when they had a major case of the shits.

by pee pea April 11, 2021