Hitler's Balls

Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.

History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.

Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.

by Seashelp July 25, 2016

hitler's hanky

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe an ash tray clean.

great Odin's beard! my ash tray is full, where is my hitler's hanky.

by monkeyislandproductions January 22, 2014

Hitler-effect

1) A extreme rise and fall in power
2) A dictator

Man 1: Remember Trump when he was president?
Man 2: Welp, that's the Hitler-effect for you.

by Blitz_ April 12, 2021

Tiny Hitler

A clone of Adolf Hitler, about six inches tall. Has all of the memories of the real Hitler, and no health problems. The cause of a moral dilemma involving the difference between torturing a clone and torturing the real Hitler.

If you had a Tiny Hitler, would you feel bad about torturing it?

by maklunky July 30, 2023

Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.

Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

Adolph Hitler

A very inspiring historical figure. He went from living in homeless shelters, to becoming chancellor of Germany, achieving most of his goal, and conquering most of Europe.

Man. Other than killing a bunch of Jews, Adolph Hitler was a pretty great person.

by TheDonutMan February 16, 2020

Adolf hitler

The most fucked up man who ever lived. Adolf Hitler killed 7 million Jews, and homosexuals, Roman Catholics, hippies, even if you were just born with brown hair he would kill you. He believed in the 'master race.' He was the leader of the Nazi Party, in power in Germany, thus we all went to war. He lost and killed himself. (Apparently, no one actually knows... ) but they did find his body.

Who was responsible for the death of millions of innocent people, killed just because they looked a certain way or believed in some thing different?
Adolf Hitler.

by AFigmentofYourImagination April 9, 2009