Hampden-Sydney

This a very interesting school to say the least. It is one of the last all-male (mainly gay) colleges in the USA. However, If you are gay, dont think you will be accepted here. HS only accepted you if your a rich mo-fo. Normally, the qualifications for admission are: 1). 1.0 GPA; 700 on SATs 2.) neo-con Bush lover 3.) From the South 4.) Having parents give the school a 35 Million $ gym. If you dont met these requirements, you will get your ass gang raped so take warning!

Frosh UVA student: Yo man! Who the hell is that stupid noob? He just touched that brother's ass!

Senior UVA student: I dont know man....Oh snap! He one of those gay dumd shits from that rich ass Hampden-Sydney place. I heard He had such a good ass pounding last week, he bled for 2 days!

Frosh UVA student: Yo..wtf? Those peps at HS are MAD BROKEBACK!!

by J.Smith October 25, 2006

hampster

n. Small, squeaking individual with tendencies towards megalomania.

'Why is the hampster sulking now?'

by uninvolved April 17, 2003

hampster

(n.) the state of verginity;your virinity

Hey I lost my hampster at church the other day!

by BILLY May 13, 2005

hampsterface

a small bumble bee with a large stinger.

that hampsterface stole my BBQ ribs. i wish i had strips like that hampsterface.

by Curt Zimmerman May 25, 2006

hampants

a. ravel
b. untwisted
c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat titties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants

Nice Hampants!

You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.

Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.

Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?

by Doktor Agon Fly February 1, 2004

hampter

any female's vagina, whether its a good one or a bad one, but preferably a good one

her hampter was so wet, i just slid right in

by the hxcest of hxc August 25, 2010

New Hampshire

a place where i buy fireworks,ride bmx at www.ryeairfield.com and look for motorcycles

gay

by streetisbest July 7, 2003