THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 3 (FINAL PART): Battle after battle he provoked, and battle after battle he won, until he met his match. When on the now defunct music sharing platform Allihoopa, Neckbeard Hitler stumbled across a piece of true music, titled 'LetMeTalk 2.0' by a mysterious rapper named MCX. He had finally met his match. MCX's pure lyricism inspired him to make songs of his own, not just using his powers in rap battles. Due to his favourite Anime cosplayer being eaten alive by a furry who legitimately believed he was a tiger, Neckbeard Hitler developed a furious, burning hate for furries. LetMeTalk 2.0 inspired him to rap about his true feelings, explaining the title of his upcoming album which will drop later this year, 'Genocide the Furries', which may or may not include an MCX feature. Neckbeard Hitler is an enigma to us all. We do not know his real name, some even believe he was assigned the name at birth. All that we can say is that one day, information on his father's killer will come to light, and Neckbeard Hitler will have the opportunity to partake in the most prestigious rap battle the rap game will ever have.
Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'
by captain stiffy February 5, 2019
Get the Neckbeard Hitlermug. Another way to create a stinky Hitler is after sodomy, you transfer the shit by dotting the upper lip under the nose with the head of the shit covered penis
by anonymous July 5, 2022
Get the Stinky Hitlermug. Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.
History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.
Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.
Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.
by Seashelp July 25, 2016
Get the Hitler's Ballsmug. A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election
by Nathanbae and Harambae August 30, 2016
Get the Hitlers moustachemug. A hybrid sex move that consists of a Dirty Sanchez immediately followed by a Dutch Oven. The victim/lover may now emerge from the bunker with their stylish Hitler 'stache.
My wife asked if we could get tickets to the next Dane Cook stand-up special. Instead, I gave her The Hitlers Bunker and told her it was time we see other people.
by Its science April 28, 2016
Get the The Hitlers Bunkermug. A very inspiring historical figure. He went from living in homeless shelters, to becoming chancellor of Germany, achieving most of his goal, and conquering most of Europe.
by TheDonutMan February 16, 2020
Get the Adolph Hitlermug. The most fucked up man who ever lived. Adolf Hitler killed 7 million Jews, and homosexuals, Roman Catholics, hippies, even if you were just born with brown hair he would kill you. He believed in the 'master race.' He was the leader of the Nazi Party, in power in Germany, thus we all went to war. He lost and killed himself. (Apparently, no one actually knows... ) but they did find his body.
Who was responsible for the death of millions of innocent people, killed just because they looked a certain way or believed in some thing different?
Adolf Hitler.
Adolf Hitler.
by AFigmentofYourImagination April 9, 2009
Get the Adolf hitlermug.