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Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 11, 2020
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Neckbeard Hitler

THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 3 (FINAL PART): Battle after battle he provoked, and battle after battle he won, until he met his match. When on the now defunct music sharing platform Allihoopa, Neckbeard Hitler stumbled across a piece of true music, titled 'LetMeTalk 2.0' by a mysterious rapper named MCX. He had finally met his match. MCX's pure lyricism inspired him to make songs of his own, not just using his powers in rap battles. Due to his favourite Anime cosplayer being eaten alive by a furry who legitimately believed he was a tiger, Neckbeard Hitler developed a furious, burning hate for furries. LetMeTalk 2.0 inspired him to rap about his true feelings, explaining the title of his upcoming album which will drop later this year, 'Genocide the Furries', which may or may not include an MCX feature. Neckbeard Hitler is an enigma to us all. We do not know his real name, some even believe he was assigned the name at birth. All that we can say is that one day, information on his father's killer will come to light, and Neckbeard Hitler will have the opportunity to partake in the most prestigious rap battle the rap game will ever have.
Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'
by captain stiffy February 5, 2019
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Hitler beam

Beam of Hitler killer of the Jewish including Anna frank
by JamaicanBread November 18, 2022
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Hitler-effect

1) A extreme rise and fall in power
2) A dictator
Man 1: Remember Trump when he was president?
Man 2: Welp, that's the Hitler-effect for you.
by Blitz_ April 12, 2021
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Tiny Hitler

A clone of Adolf Hitler, about six inches tall. Has all of the memories of the real Hitler, and no health problems. The cause of a moral dilemma involving the difference between torturing a clone and torturing the real Hitler.
If you had a Tiny Hitler, would you feel bad about torturing it?
by maklunky July 30, 2023
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Stinky Hitler

Another way to create a stinky Hitler is after sodomy, you transfer the shit by dotting the upper lip under the nose with the head of the shit covered penis
She was such a bitch, After I pulled out of her ass I gave her a stinky Hitler
by anonymous July 5, 2022
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Adolph Hitler

A very inspiring historical figure. He went from living in homeless shelters, to becoming chancellor of Germany, achieving most of his goal, and conquering most of Europe.
Man. Other than killing a bunch of Jews, Adolph Hitler was a pretty great person.
by TheDonutMan February 16, 2020
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