Günters Law

Günter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

by Lampost88 April 19, 2022

Thunder Gunt

A very large bread basket that ascends and joins with a woman's vagina is known as a thunder gunt.

Wow sir, you sure can tell that your mother has had many children by her generous thunder gunt!

by choobz June 16, 2009

gunt slap

when a women with a "gunt" uses it to slap you, usually after a poor performance in the bedroom

"i had sum jib dick last night, so my old woman gunt slapped me"

by JohnnyK April 20, 2005

Gunted

To kick a girl in her cooch

"My girl thought pregnancy was worse than being kicked in the balls, so I gunted her"

by LordH July 5, 2014

GUNTHUG

Similar to DFO, Someone who really enjoys being surrounded by people of the same sex

man DAVE F. is a real gunthug.. he always hanging around with the dudes

by big G. AL March 17, 2010

Guntch

The section of a persons' belly or stomach which hangs below the waist line. Most particularly that which covers the genital area.

"You'd have to move a lot of guntch to tap that."

by Maxx1982 May 21, 2009

gunny

Slang for Marijuana.

Pass me the gunny. I'm finna toss together a sklaff

by dainja August 25, 2006