Greek yogurt

Semen inserted into the anus during anal sex.

"do you want some Greek yogurt?"
"She like Greek yogurt in her mouth."

by Greek yogurt lover February 19, 2018

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024

The Greek

The ability to roll R's and Gleek at the same time, which provides specific oratory functions for a Vagina.

Once he performed The Greek, I no longer considered him to be a myth — legendary.

by lieon81 March 1, 2025

Greek kid syndrome

Greek kid syndrome is a philosophy that occurs in the elite, or the intelligent. It has several characteristics, which include:
• Extreme arrogance
• Massive ego and superiority complex
• Greyed morals
• Too stubborn to develop as a character
• The belief that you're always correct
• You believe you have more rights than others
People with Greek kid syndrome base their personality off of deranged Dostoevsky characters, or they read the Secret History once and decided it is their right to kill people.

In school, they will not pay attention, but will read through every lesson, and deny their awful grades. They can be irritable.
Examples: Henry Winters, Raskolnikov, Mr Darcy, The new kid in my school.

"My God, that new kid pretends to be so smart, just because he went to Eton."
"He must have Greek kid syndrome"

by afkgkfkgkgk August 25, 2023

Greek Head

1. A person who is overly obsessed with Greek Mythology.
2. A person who is overly obsessed with being in a fraternity or sorority.
3. Getting a blowjob by a Greek person.

"Dave! I know Percy Jackson is a good movie but stop being such a Greek Head!"

by nktrotty July 12, 2017

Greek 69

It is when partners engaged in intimacy position themselves in such away to perform analingus on each other simultaneously.

I’d like to try a Greek 69 tonight my dear.

by YaporaYariziac June 16, 2022

Greek Bagpipes

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

After we got home from dinner we had a drink and she showed me how to play the Greek bagpipes.

by Rick Levelle March 2, 2019