goofy goober

A Big pink dildo that women use to pleasure them selves. Mostly lesbiands.

Wow i want that goofy goober.

by hannah hamilton March 9, 2008

goobersmooch

A kiss on the eye; A peck on the eye

Guy: "Im very sad"

Girl: "Looks like someone needs a goobersmooch!"

by xx_a_beautiful_mistake_xx November 18, 2007

goober fuck

noun, person: a boyfriend that, even though he adores his girlfriend & lets her walk all over him, he annoys her to no end. even the sound of his breathing makes her want to gouge his eyeballs out & kick him in the face, neck, & nuts. also, the only time he gets laid is a pity-fuck.

jeez my stupid fuckimg boyfriend just changed my oil, put new tires on my car, delivered my baby, got up with her all night while i slept, then moved all my furniture & my best friends furniture upstairs into our new apartment, and he had the nerves to buy me a 3 karat diamond ring & it wasnt even the right size. what a goober fuck!

by ElJaye June 13, 2011

Goober

also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley

man...that goober has really big boobs

by matt January 27, 2004

goober nuts

a guy with bruised/pruny nuts

tessa nut checked jason and gave him goober nuts nut checked

by ben dover October 3, 2004

Goobernet

Good Old Boy Network

Hey, Joe, can you find me that engine on the Goobernet?

by Tom Mix May 13, 2005

goober finger

When someone sticks there hand down their pants and rubs their fingers around their sweaty crotch and then pull it out and run their fingers around the rim of a glass.

The pissed off stewardess gave the jerk in 13c a goober finger after he demand a glass of vodka.

by You Got Robbed April 25, 2008