lifted and gifted 

to become and remain in the supreme state of nirvana through a substance known as marijuana.

i've gotten high a ton of times, but i got lifted and gifted for the first time last night.

lifted and gifted by The Flo October 1, 2007

Gifts and Stiffs 

Slang term for the law school course commonly referred to as Trusts & Estates (or Wills & Trusts in some areas).

Gifts and Stiffs is a useful class, but it isn't much fun, and it can be boring sometimes.

Gifts and Stiffs by J-rad January 10, 2007

Giftmas

Giftmas is, essentially, Christmas with the religious aspects of the holiday removed.

The name Giftmas makes it seem like an empty, materialistic holiday, but truthfully, the gift in Giftmas is more about nonmaterial gifts like love, togetherness, community, friendship, kindness, and the spirit of generosity, both material and non. Giftmas is a time to do something special to show the loved ones in your life that you care about them, and to remember the less fortunate if you can with generosity in the form of donated money, gifts, food, clothing, volunteer work..etc.

Giftmas incorporates many nonreligious Christmas traditions, such as Holiday Trees (or Giftmas Trees) Candy canes, Santa Claus, stuffed stockings, gifts under the tree, songs in the spirit of the winter holiday season, gingerbread cookies, sugar cookies, baking in general, the colors red and green, wearing red hats with white trim & puffball...etc.

When someone says Merry Christmas to me, I reply with Merry Giftmas. They usually cant hear the difference.

Giftmas by JessK December 28, 2005

spencer gifts 

Spencer Gifts is a store that sells novelty items, party lighting(disco balls, strobe lights, beacons, lava lamps, etc.), and luv stuff. During halloween Spencers sells some hardcore halloween items.

Guy 1: Hey look theres Spencer Gifts!
Guy 2: Yeah lets go. I'm thinking about getting a lava lamp for my dorm.

spencer gifts by PyromanCJ June 20, 2006

Spencer's Gifts

A store that used to be good and pretty funny for normal people but recently has lost all humor and become a place for mallrats and perverts hang out; where you can get your erotic board game, hookah, weed t-shirts, and anything normal thing turned into something to do with a dick, vagina, boobs, or balls all at once.

A couple teenage workers got arrested at Spencer's Gifts for telling a cop how to use a hookah to smoke weed.

Spencer's Gifts by Mister N April 8, 2006

Gifted 

Term used to identify individuals with an IQ in the 98th percentile.

Generally taken as a synonym of Genius when it is actually a lesser term (genius denoting an IQ in a narrower percentile).

The Stanford-Binet IQ test is one of the most commonly-administered tests used to determine who is gifted, and who is not; Mensa International requires a score of at least 132 on it to allow a person to join the society.

Gifted by PiercisionBass January 25, 2010

Gifted Child 

1. An average student with insecure parents.

2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.

3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.

Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?

Gifted Child by Peter Kobs December 10, 2009