German Tabletop

The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

germon

germon's are mostly known to be good boyfriends, they always doubt there self and call there self's ugly. Not knowing that they are very attractive and are the best boyfriend's that any girl can ask for. Germons dont get how special they are to people they often uplift other people but never uplift them self's. I'm glad to have a germon in my life he helps me get thru my day and makes me smile all the time.

one girl: hey have you seen the new boy?
other girl: yeah he's in one of my classes his name is germon
one girl: we should go hang out with him you know how great germons are

by Random______23 February 1, 2021

Gery :]

Gery is the best person ever. She is so fucking amazing. Shes beautiful, funny, talented, shes just so perfect for me. I love you so much <3

Me: Look it's Gery :! She's so pretty :)
P2: Yeah! She is!

by annananannabanana September 5, 2021

Gerbilist

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.

The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.

by Ms. Unformation May 7, 2022

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

Tess Gerritsen

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"

by Read On July 7, 2011

Jerry Gergich

The guy from parks and rec who can never do anything right.

Person: Jerry, how did you dislocate your shoulder?
Jerry Gergich: I fell in a creek trying to get my burrito that I dropped
Person: Ahahha jerry you can’t do anything right

by Afos1234567890 January 22, 2018