green lane

The grassy green median strip on a highway. Sometimes used for emergency maneuvers.

This jerk has been hogging the passing lane for miles now!

Screw him, Dude! The Green Lane is wide open!

by Wayne Bob October 21, 2008

Green boxer

A schmoe with a cheap DSLR camera and has no idea how to use it. They put the camera in to full auto mode, represented by a green box icon on the Canon system. It is a derogatory term used when these people do weddings and completely fuck it up. Teenagers and sad housewives are the most common demographics. They are found by trying to save money and hiring a friend of a friend for insanely cheap.

Dude, your wedding photos fucking suck.

-yeah, I tried to save money so I spent $200 on some green boxer. 'Dickhead hand held a 70-300 4-5.6 inside the church. what a dick.

by unqueque July 4, 2010

Green goddess

Another name for some good weed.

Hey Tommy pass me some more of that green goddess

by Mary Jane 420 October 30, 2013

Green Caboose

When you stick a cucumber in the anus of a Brazilian model.

I went to Rio last week and gave this bitch a green caboose.

by DirtyLion November 9, 2013

Green Supremacists

Self righteous environmental fascists who believe they are disciples of earth mother.

All the good parking spots were reserved for the green supremacists in the car share program.

by Sven55 April 14, 2014

Green Fiend

Green being a well known "secret word" for cannabis, and fiend referring to someone who loves a certain substance, which is usually a drug. Similar to a dope fiend but with cannabis, it is someone who enjoys and loves cannabis so much that they'd consider themself just CRAZY about it in every which way, shape and form. They love the smell of it, the taste of it, to learn about it, etc. but most importantly the effects from it.

Wow Mike you are always smoking tree, learning about it on Leafly, and looking for a good delivery service on Weedmaps; you are such a green fiend! You're almost as crazy about weed as I am, but that's why you're my best bud!

by ArcTheShark21 March 9, 2015

Green whistle

Legal drugs that paramedics carry to make you feel great in any situation.

Asher broke his collar bone, so the medics got him pasted with a green whistle... could hardly open his eyes for hours

by The T Bag August 1, 2016