hot glove

The hot glove is when you crap into a glove, tie it off, and leave it under your lover's pillow.

In anticipation of a night of romance, Karl prepared a hot glove for Rachel. Karl knew the hot glove would express his intentions.

by Dougan Nash November 25, 2007

velvet glove

when the penis is covered in semen from a previous encounter when extracted from an anus.

that bitch gave me the "velvet glove"

.....Me too !

by sanchez jr. July 5, 2003

Happy Clown Glove

When you dress like a clown, smile, and put on a glove, then give it to a kid. You gave him a "happy clown glove"

I gave my girlfriends little brother a happy clown glove. Now i gets laid alllllll the time.

by Astrovan May 11, 2004

glove

obsessive stroking of the penis with the hand, until climax

"she gave me glove so hard i got a rash" , "i was lookin for some dome, all i got was glove." , "i pushed that bitch down, looking for some dome, all i got was glove."

by TYLER WITT August 10, 2007

gloven

An exclamation made by the more intellectual of the group.

I defeated Xu Huang in the last battle, it was intense, gloven!

by Abdiel March 15, 2004

Muffin Glove

When you wear an oven mit and fist fuck ur bitch

Dude I muffin gloved my hot teacher the other day and she gave me a cross joint with 10 gs on it

by Snowpizzle May 2, 2009

Glover

Resembles Harry Potter uses wizardry to penetrate roebuck in chemistry lessons. Body building mum, fit sister.

mmm Roebuck shove it in my ass! Love Glover

by Meaty Maddock April 10, 2009