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friend-dom

the act of dominating a close friend through use of benign psychological warfare so as to achieve an otherwise unlikely, mutually-oriented outcome
Penelope pulled a monster friend-dom by manipulating me into going to Huntington Beach...but it was actually so restorative to my mental health that I'm very glad she did.
by Z. Hebchild March 17, 2020
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friend of Lady Gaga

“Are you a friend of Lady Gaga?”
“Yes, I am gay.”
by bai.cas April 19, 2020
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first semester friend

A friend you make the first semester at a new school. This is especially true of college. They will be one of your first friends and kind of fun, until you make close friends and your plans with the first semester friend get less and less frequent... one lunch date per week turns into one text turns into maybe a nod if you're feeling social. The friendship will never make it beyond first semester.
"Have you talked to Nicole lately?"
"Nah, I saw her on campus once and it was awkward. I guess she's just a first semester friend"
by berkgirl April 12, 2014
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Peanut butter friend

Friends that engage in anal intercourse.
Luke and Kim are now peanut butter friends.
by Roscovansanchez April 18, 2017
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back-end friend

Someone who lets you pump their arse with your woody shaft (ie have anal sex with).
Yeah that Kelly chick is just my back-end friend. We only arse fuck.
by Zonal K June 28, 2018
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mutually assured friend zone

The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.

They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.

Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.
Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.
by IFYG DRM December 28, 2018
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Gas station friend

Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other
Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!

(Goes over to talk)

*Twenty minutes later*

Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason
by Lil fetus March 3, 2019
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