by Laura Orso May 23, 2008
Get the fat freemug. A free ho is a bitch (woman) who will hang out with friends or ex's, even guys she just met, or guys on her long list of contacts to go on dates or to get smoked out, get a free lunch/dinner, do sexual favors or anything else for money or drugs,,,
You're girlfriend is a free ho and she's cheating on you and lying about everything,,,
She avoids your calls/text messages, gives vague answers to your questions about her whereabouts last night/day, is never home and hangs out with people all night/ day doing drugs, getting high, money, drugs, dates, and having fun, never tells you who she was with or what she was doing,,, also could say she's not cheating on you, but is and lying,,
She avoids your calls/text messages, gives vague answers to your questions about her whereabouts last night/day, is never home and hangs out with people all night/ day doing drugs, getting high, money, drugs, dates, and having fun, never tells you who she was with or what she was doing,,, also could say she's not cheating on you, but is and lying,,
by Lightbeing September 27, 2020
Get the free homug. A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”
Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
by Magooo May 14, 2021
Get the Free kickmug. by lilpea May 29, 2016
Get the Free Mealmug. The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011
Get the Free-Peemug. A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.
NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
by $ie July 16, 2008
Get the Free Dongesmug. by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011
Get the Gerber-freemug.