Florida Atlantic

Florida Atlantic University (FAU)- A public university in Boca Raton, Florida which has mediocre undergraduate programs, lackluster admission requirements, and no school spirit what so ever. Tons of hot girls though.

Kid1 " Hey i got accepted to Florida Atlantic today!"

Kid2 " but you didn't even apply there."

Kid1 " I know, go figure!"

by dime bag darell May 28, 2006

Forbidden Porter

When a friendly MALE proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an OPEN alcoholic beverage bottle.

"OH DEAR GOD! i got FP'd soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager".

"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"

"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"

"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"

by faroosh January 9, 2008

florida rape van

vehicle used by MAGA Bomber in the sunshine state.

recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.

by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018

Florida

Like most other states, nonresidence makes you ignorant to florida. Florida has 2 seasons. Summer and not as hot Summer. It is mistaken in the fact that everyinch of the florida coast isnt beautiful pristein water with beautiful half naked girls. The left coast has constant redtide and mangroves. House are constantly subject to change by mother nature, who has her own ideas about architecture. Florida style is not pink walls and tacky seafoam green coaches. That is what californian interior diseigners do to crappy little motels. Florida is tastefully latin. We do know how to vote, but the old people are to much of a pussy to just push the god damn thing through. We do not have aligators in our backyards. I have been a life long florida resident and have seen a good 2 wild aligators, and that was on one of thoose cheap tours where the aligators coem for the food. Wich makes them subsiquently, not wild. We dont love tourists, we love there money. Florida is a great place to vacation, but dont get me wrong. Florida is for floridians. Dont bring your fucking BMW's and building restrictions, beautification commities and stylists because you will single handedly sink florida. it happend before, dont do it agian.

Florida was beautiful, till you fuckers desided to come polute it.

by Master, Ruler of all things July 29, 2005

Colin Ford

1. A young actor who has starred in a wide variety of roles, but is currently best-known for playing a young Sam Winchester on the CW show Supernatural. Famous for looking like an exact younger replica of Jared Padalecki, who plays the adult Sam Winchester, especially for being able to mimic Sam's iconic "bitchface".

2. A slang term instituted by fangirls of Supernatural, usually Wincest fans, when a person says something of a slightly pedophilic nature, such as checking out someone underage. This almost exclusively applies to situations in which this action is accidental, when the person's minority is unknown.

1. Alex: Who played little Sammy on Supernatural? He was awesome!

Corri: Colin Ford! Wasn't he cute??
Alex: Yeah! He looked just like Jared!!
Corri: Bitchface!!

2. Alex: omg, that girl...she's freaking hot...
Corri: DUDE! Colin Ford!! She's 14!!

Alex: ..... *shame*

by lotsayaoi July 12, 2009

in florida

In rehab

Guy1: Where is Johnny?
Guy1: He is in Florida again

by Jaq: Your Friendly Bisexual ♂ June 2, 2018

University of Florida

A place where diversity is a foreign word, and the girls wouldnt dare wear anything execpt pink, pearls,and a camo hat with their sorority letters on it, and you will stick out like a sore thumb if it doesn't look like you took 9 and 1/2 hrs to get ready.

Wow is she a barbie in a pink parade.
No she goes to University of Florida.

by KJ November 29, 2004