Clit-forager

Someone that tries too hard to be liked. Or someone that makes finding a girl into an investigation.

"Hey do you know that cute girl's name?" "Back off clit-forager I saw her first!"

by Amagoi January 4, 2010

Headed For A Heartbreak

Yeah

Morning came and I was on my way
When you reminded me
I had too soon forgotten
It was you that set me free
Yeah, you were here when I came
You'll be here when I'm gone
So don't be waiting on love
'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak

Darling, don't wait up for me
Tonight I won't be home
You've become a stranger
I just got to be alone
Don't need nobody on my side
To dull the blade I'm on
So don't be waiting on love
'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak

It's no mistake
Don't you think I can feel the pain?
I walk away, to live again

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak (Don't make me hurt you)
Headed for a heartbreak ('Cause I love you)
Headed for a heartbreak

by Death Menace November 12, 2022

too much for a lil empathy

Giving someone too much credit than they deserve

person1: "...but after last night and what she did for me i owe that much right now"
person2: "ur giving her too much for a lil empathy"

by dirty santa hooker January 14, 2007

wash me and send for a priest

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.

'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

go for a mix round robs

to go and smoke weed round robs

yo blad, im gonna go for a mix round robs

by Pev-end December 14, 2008

foran

extreme opposite of urbane! they're foreign things that katharine and i do not like, hence the southern hick pronunciation. stupid, wierd, odd things that come from or are done overseas that are to far gone to describe.

Katharine- ughh! I have to drive the new hybrd jetta sports wagon that my mom got instead of the hybrid x5!
Amanda- I feel your pain! I have to drive the Volvo.
Katharine- ew.
Amanda- ugh, station wagons are SO foran. but X5s are not.
Katharine- Seriously.

by foran May 23, 2008

funeral for a friend

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.

"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."

by Jonny January 5, 2005