friend zowned

Word used to make fun of friends when they've been thrown in the friend zone of a girl who they've been after.

- "Shit, dude she never replied to the comment I left on her facebook....what the hell"

- "HA HA fucking friend zowned!"

by Nandeezy July 5, 2009

poop friend

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.

"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'

by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007

Friend

The definition of a true friend is one who will tell you what you need to be told in any given situation. They will not sugar-coat the issue to protect feelings, nor will they put a bandaid on the issue for a temporary fix. No, a true friend will tell you exactly what the problem is, exactly how to permanently fix it, and then if yall have made it this far into the conversation without you blowing up because you were faced with the truth; a true friend will then take you by the hand and tell you that they are there with you until the end, to fight the fight, to get you through the current storm at hand. Even if you choose to not listen to a single word they say and you storm off angry. That true friend will give you your space, time to think things over, and will still be willing to discuss the situation with you, when you are ready.

My friend Ananda never hesitates to call me out on something when she knows that I am wrong.

by MoThErOfFouRcHiLdReN January 27, 2017

guy best friend

(noun) a guy best friend is the one man you love to death but platonically.

He doesn’t judge you or cause drama, and he loves you for who you are.

Everyone thinks you and your guy best friend are dating, oddly. But all of the rumors are worth it if he gets to be the one you’re closest to.

A lot of times, you’ll fall for your guy best friend. This is normal. You may fall in love too early or too late. Or not at all.

Just remember, he will always be there for you.

Don’t lose him.

Her guy best friend knows her the best.

by ...bytemeh January 4, 2019

boy friend

The male who points to you and says "that's my girlfriend." The one who called you up just to say hi and hear your voice. The male who can't think of anything but you and tells all his friends about you.

Guy: See that beautiful lady over there?
Friend: Yeah, she's hot
Guy: She's my girlfriend

Girl: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah
Girl: He's my boy friend

by stubbornNik December 28, 2005

Friend

A friend is someone who actually gives a fuck about you when no one else does.

I don't know where I would be without my friend George.

by bobberto April 18, 2012

Good Friend

Someone who doesn't let you do stupid things....Alone.

Man he's a good friend.

by Mike The Wigger Assassin500 January 11, 2009