Friend

A friend is someone who actually gives a fuck about you when no one else does.

I don't know where I would be without my friend George.

by bobberto February 18, 2012

Snail Trail

A trail of pussy goo that is transferred to the thighs of your pants whilst recieving a lap dance.

Oh shit! Brooke's gonna know I went to the strip bar, my freakin pants have snail trails!

by Bobberto January 29, 2006