goalie fight

n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.

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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?

Total goalie fight.

by gnostic 1 September 23, 2013

alley fight

I knife fight in an alley that usually ends with a trip to the hospital

I bet $50 on the alley fight

by Timmyj96 January 26, 2014

Ryuto Fight

When you start a fight over something really stupid, that usually ends in someone getting really hurt

Shio: Breathes
Everyone: Oh boy not another ryuto fight

by BootlegNagito May 11, 2019

Badger Fighting

The act of ingaging in a vigorous make out session with a questionable girl.

Trey was caught badger fighting in the hallway.

by Tr1xSter December 04, 2011

Lightsaber Fight

When two men wear glow-in-the-dark condoms, and violently hit their penises together, whilst one yells "I am your father"

I'm not gay, but when Kyle puts a few vodka shots in me, I can't help but get in a lightsaber fight with him.

by Bonnie Rotten June 20, 2015

fighting the hotness

when someone who is usually pretty good looking, let themselves go and look a mess, eg. scruffy hair, unshaved, bad clothes, acne

did you see keanu reeves the other day? looking ferral? he is just fighting the hotness lately.

by mackinaw peach December 12, 2009

Raptor fight

The act of two people tucking their penis and balls between their legs and using arms to smack each other in a fighting manner. First one to pop out is declared loser.

Johnny and Gary raptor fight on the weekends and keep tabs to see who wins more often.

by Bubscrubs111 October 06, 2021