the field

The area all around us that looks like air and space but is really a pool of energy filled with vibrational information emitted from and by all living things. The Divine Interface. The Flower of Life. The Force. The Matrix. God/Dess. Us.

We, the human species, would be so much more powerful if we acknowledged the field, Danced The New Dream, and realized we are ONE, instead of believing we are separate and that none of us are feeling the giant, pulsing, intense, transmission that is our collective vibrational output.

by Exploring Joy September 21, 2017

force field

Any obstruction that could block you in any way, but does not block you if you move to the left or right in any measurable distance.

oh no we will never get past this force field (in other words a fence that spans 2 feet across)

by Bing Ordanate February 20, 2011

The Field Goal

When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.

On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, and this, is The Field Goal.

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

left field leftovers

the act of staying after a baseball (or any other sports) game and drinking all the half full/full cups of beer that people left behind. great for saving money drinking, or underage drinking

Dude lets stay after the game and drink all the left field leftovers then drunkenly stumble to the train.

by smokeweedeveryday420toke-it-up February 14, 2013

Golden Field goal

When a man straddles a woman on a toilet, stands facing her. The woman sitting with her legs spread in a V shape, the man tries to still between her legs and into the toilet while giving a simultaneous golden shower to the face.

The first time I tried to make a golden field goal, I slipped on my second step. So I shit on both of her legs and she was covered in piss from one set of lips to the other.

by Danbman77 April 7, 2019

fair's field party

An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!

Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

Wrigley Field

A place on the North Side of Chicago where men take the day off work to go look at and hit on girls ten years younger than them while drinking horrible beer at less than modest ball park prices. This is done while the women go to there knowing they will get hit on and thus making themself feel better and maybe they were just meet that cute trader named Josh who will buy them a Mai Tai or Corona after the game at one of the trendy surrounding establishments. A place totally void of originality in character. A few baseball fans are amongst the crowd as well from time to time.

"Hey you get that girls number last night at Wrigley?"
"Yeah man, gonna call her tonight I think. Maybe go out have a few drinks."
"Hey, you remember who won the game?"
"No man, didnt even pay attention."
"Lets call Mark to find out, he must have watched it on TV"

by William Ligue Bartman Jr. October 18, 2004