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Epic Fail

When someone attempts to be cool or do something for another person's entertainment and truly screws up their task into something that results in anger, uncontrollable laughter, or pity to the other person.
<Playing World of Warcraft>

-Guy 1- Dude I'm gonna try and fly all the way to the top of the map and remount before I hit the group, total hxc!

-Guy 2- It's not gonna work...

<Guy 1 falls for 30 sec straight and hits the ground dying on impact>

-Guy who was walking past the road and saw some random person spalt- Epic Fail! ROFL
by James K. Taylor March 27, 2008
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absolute fail

the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.
me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."

friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"
by the noodle lord4432 May 21, 2008
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eternal fail

A fail so utterly complete that it, in essence, eclipses epic fail by a margin as great as, but not limited to, space and time as we know it.
by The Nasty Nasty December 20, 2008
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fail by example

An excelent response when some makes fun of you for a fail even tough they failed in a similar way in the recent past
Man1: HaHaHaHaHa dude you totally whiped out there bro, what a fail
Man2: Whatever dude u did the same thing 5 minutes ago, I just choose to fail by example, ya big dummy
by LT2BHooAh May 25, 2009
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You Fail

You Fail at...(insert verb/noun here)
You use this to tell people they are horrible or can't do a certain thing.
It can be used as a joke to some, but also to make people really mad by a major insult.
Mostly it is used as a joke though.
Joke
Bob-"hey man, i fell off of the stairs"
Jim-"you fail at walking down stairs"
Bob-"rofl"
Insult
Bob-"dude, my girl just broke up with me"
Jim-"you fail at life"
Bob-"dude i hate you"
by R0botmunk7 September 18, 2009
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holy fail

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.
One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.
by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009
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FAIL

F.A.I.L or FAIL!

Fucking.Annoying.Internet.Lol

When your internet keeps going off when you're talking to someone.

When your internet is back on,
before they ask why you went offline
just say FAIL
*bob goes offline*
*bob signs in again*
Tom: Hey, where did you go?
Bob: FAIL
Tom: oh, i hate when that happens ....
Bob: Yeahh
by cafekko389 June 14, 2010
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