frosty windshield

when a polar bear craps on your face

things got intense last night, i totally got a frosty windshield

by nickh702 November 3, 2010

Frostache

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.

ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."

by UnMethRek September 12, 2011

Frosty Sleigh Ride

Receiving a dutch rudder while riding a chair lift on a ski hill.

Pete: Hey man, what was that chick doing to your arm on the ski lift?

Andy: Dude, she was straight giving me a frosty sleigh ride!

Pete: Daaaaamn!

by Bahaha MT February 9, 2012

frosty wank

To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.

Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.

Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.

Joe: I'll bang it harder then

by ThisUsernameWasTaken December 14, 2015

Frosted Dough Boy

When you harness your cock with a cock ring and after it becomes swollen and engorged, you cover the cock and balls with pastry icing and let your girl go down and suck that fat old dough boy.

Rachel loves the sweet, mouth filling good time of sucking my frosted dough boy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Frosty The Dickless Vampire

a cartoon thats frosty has no dick but is a vampire

hey look! its Frosty The Dickless Vampire!

by salma the salmon June 29, 2019

European Frostbite

In the act of intercourse you go to your freezer and grab an ice cube then you place the frozen cube of joy on top of your partners butt hole. After it is placed on top of the butt hole you viciously push the ice cube inside of her anus with the tip of your penis. This is known to cause extreme frosty pleasure on the tip of your penis and your partners rectum.

"Billy had to amputate the tip of his penis because of the viscous European Frostbite he gave his teacher lat night."

by TheRealMccoy January 24, 2015