Windows ME

The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional

Hello, I--*crash*

by dj gs68 July 7, 2003

me and you

You and I. Be grammatically correct.

It means "involving the both of us"

You and I went to a strip club yesterday. Not me and you. You and I.

by Need4speedboss December 19, 2014

Lay it on me

Confess your troubles to me. Let out whatever is bothering you.

Person 1: Dude I need to tell you something serious!
Person 2: It’s all good, lay it on me.

by Kalarus January 1, 2016

me asf

a phrase that fucking dumbasses use because they don’t know how to use asf in a sentence.

poc person: "anyone got a pencil?"
some white bitch: "me asf bestie‼️"
poc person: "fucking dumbass bitch"

by chuusouljaontt April 28, 2021

me nigga

When some fuck boy comes over to you and asked if anyone told you that you look like Beyonce and you say your name and they ask who that is so you respond with "me nigga"

Fuck boi: has anyone told you that you look like Beyonce
Shalissa: nah they usually say I look like shalissa.
Fuck boi: who's that
Shalissa: me nigga

by Shit ass stinkhole January 16, 2018

me dammit

1. When god is frustrated, angry, sad, etc. he exclaims this instead of God dammit

God: Jesus clean your room!

Jesus: But dad!

God: me dammit do as you're told!

by Alcoholic Seman Thrower April 2, 2013

bare with me

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.

Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.

by QuacksO July 28, 2019