Grand Forks

Grand Forks is a place in North Dokota...and North Dokota we all should know borders Canada. Now with scarce population, save for the groundchucks, whose armies are also dwindling, much like my own legions, this state appears as a large empty room beside a bumpin' little party...and staying, or rather being stuck here for any period of time is like looking at that party out the window and never getting any action...of any kind... :( my cup of sadness overflows...boo-hoo

and to save my brothers and sisters, I have devised a plot to send a few of my elite minions to devour their souls alive, and remove them from the scorched barren soil of a shadowed place on earth where middle earth and hell itself unite...

"I'm in Grand Forks, mom"

"Honey, did you take care to carefully write a will in case...anything...should happen?...anything?"

"Yeah, mom...my buddy Jerry is gettin' my porn, and Tommy gets my cds and dvds, and you can have that fuckin' ugly shirt back..."

"what about the loincloth I crocheted for you?"

"oh yeah, that too..." (walks away grumbling, grand fucking forks...I'll stick them in my eye...

by ///zXn May 31, 2004

Folsom

Lame ass town North of Covington. Full of rednecks and wanna be gangstas. Nothing but trailer parks and farms.

Randy: "Ay man"
John: "Howdy"
Randy: "Whatchu doin tonight?"
John: "I aint know yet. Goin cow tippin in Folsom prolly"

by coco_fosho March 31, 2009

Folknemgrave

A particular slang used in Chicago which means you’re not associated with something, or you do not like it. It could be a person, place or thing.
Folknem means “I don’t fuck with that,” and the grave in the word means “on my grave.” Essentially you’re saying i don’t fuck with that, on my grave.

Guy 1 - “hey do you ever question your sexuality.”
Guy 2 - “oh hell no fam, folknemgrave! Miss me with that gay shit”

Guy 1 - “would you like to go to Taco Bell?”
Guy 2 - “folknemgrave, you know that gives people diarrhea right?”

by Folknemgravebruh October 12, 2017

Forks Up

Something people with an IQ level below 10 say then throw up a sign for all of those idiots to unite together.

“Hey Alex, I got a 40% on my math quiz”
“Forks Up baby”

by Devil_spitter April 30, 2019

FOLps

literally: fat outer lips. this refers to obese labia majora or, in extreme cases, labia minora. this condition can lead to vaginal convulsions and severe incidents of camel toe

it looked like she had a nice juicy butt, but when she revealed the two swollen FOLps between her legs, my boner was instantly lost.

oprah's FOLps clapped together like the fins of a majestic blue whale as she expelled a huge blast of noxious gas from her dimpled black ass

by cimg November 14, 2007

Jade Folk

A Schutter who would cheat on her boyfriends with other guys, and is always on the rebound for other guys. would date guy days after she breaks up with a boyfriend of years.

"Wow dude dump your girl she is a such a jade folk"

by VeryRandomDude! October 9, 2009

Folkstep

A mix of Folk and Dubstep elements, dubstep beats and organic folk elements

Keeplove? is a prime example of true folkstep sound born out of the toughness of the midwest, an American taste of folkstep. Sounds like a mix of Bassnectar and Johnny Cash or Mumford and Sons and Skrillex www.folkstep.com

by DariusJones November 4, 2015