Faith

A gay grandma with pickles up her nose. Only dates marshmallow pepperonis though.

Can faith have a pepperint?
you can have a peppermint!
that’s too hot for faith.

by SkrrtSkrrt666 April 23, 2019

FAGit

related to FAG (Fucking Ask Google).
pronounced like faggot.

The all in one instruction to tell someone to ask google and stop wasting your time.

Coworker: "What is a bearcat?"
Me: "FAGit."
Coworker: "Oh! A bearcat is related to skunks and acts like a wolverine."

by Programmer1101 May 27, 2009

faith

Third album of the cure. It's sad and grey, but oh so good.

There's nothing left but faith

by Fuchsia April 6, 2005

Fapitat

A portmanteau of "Fap" (masturbate) and "Habitat"

The place where you feel most comfortable fapping (or schlicking). Most likely your bedroom, but really anywhere you can be comfy and alone to bust out your spank bank and rub one or a few out.

I'm going to spend all afternoon in my fapitat.

by Ineedtopoop February 26, 2018

Fapitalist

Dumb boys who love Elon Musk and trickle down economics.

I was gonna hook up with that guy last night, but turns out, he’s a fapitalist. Ew.

by Meandersteg March 2, 2022

faitosteric

faitosteric- 1.adj;n.:- having little or no amount of knowledge of questioning one's self why life exists; state of having no purpose, something or someone not of importance. ( being nothing, no end to, neverending, infinity. Within a void, a sea of emptiness and eternal rest. )

(I.E.: Those ideas are of a faitosteric man such as myself. ; adj. )
(I.E.: I feel that space and everything around the world, including time is faitosteric. ; n. )

by Andrew Chicosky January 15, 2004

faithish

A belief structure possessing a singular quality borne of a unique combination of blind optimism and hardened pessimism. Origin: North American female named Faith who, in a delicious twist of irony, is a hardened cynic.

Hey, Jeebs, what's your religion?
I'd say it's more of a faithish. I believe that God exists. It's the only explanation for my having been struck by lightning seven times.

by marahnna August 5, 2008